Bohemian Grove Briefs – Black Boxers with Cream Owl | Cremation of Care Protest Underwear

Description

Bohemian Grove Briefs – Cremation of Care, but Make It Fashion.

Whether you’re storming the gates of power or just lounging in style, these boxer briefs have your back—and your front. Featuring our flaming top-hat owl crest in bold cream-on-black, this edition makes your stance unmistakable: the frat bros of capitalism don’t own the forest, or your body.

🔥 “Cremation of Care” satire — you’ve read the conspiracies, now wear the truth
🧵 Smooth, stretchy fabric for comfort in the revolution
👀 Eye-catching design centered for maximum mischief
🏷️ #eaththerich printed on thigh panel because subtlety is for oligarchs

Give the gift of protest. Or keep it for yourself—we won’t tell.

– 100% polyester offers durability and a soft touch.
– Elastic waistband for maximum comfort during wear.
– Vibrant, fade-resistant colors that stay bright.
– Close-fitting regular fit for everyday versatility.
– Lightweight fabric ensures breathability and ease of movement.

Care instructions
– Do not dry clean
– Do not iron
– Dry flat
– Do not bleach
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)