EAT THE RICH
Luxury for the 99% – Irony sold separately
The Uprising Starts Here
Polka dots, poison, and piping-hot protest.
Because bitterness tastes better from your side of the class war
70s protest soul in a crisp new skin.
Front of Eat The Rich- Everything you fear edition
Back of Eat the Rich-Everything You Fear Edition
He’s not here for the selfies. He’s here for the reckoning..
Front of hoodie Reads Monopoly Club -Since Birth
The Secret is Out.
Whether you’re dismantling patriarchy or just lounging with disdain, these conspiracy-grade briefs bring comfort to your revolution.
Inspired by the secretive elites at Bohemian Grove — and made for the everyday dissenter.
Why I Made this Collection
The so-called “Big Beautiful Bill” made one thing painfully clear: it was built to benefit the rich—while the rest of us foot the bill. That stunning imbalance lit a fire in me, the same fire I remember from growing up in the 1970s.
Back then, people took to the streets and made noise loud enough to help end a war. Protest worked. Art mattered. Messages stuck. Then it was Nixon. Now its Bezos.
This collection is my version of a picket sign — wearable, giftable rebellion with a wink and a punch.
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