Eat The Rich- Pink Polka Dot Ouroboros Edition Unisex Distressed Dad Hat

Description

The Eat The Rich – Pink Polka-Dot Ouroboros Hat is a distressed dad cap that pairs rebellion with retro charm. This unisex hat features a playful yet potent pink polka-dot ouroboros — the serpent eating its own tail — as a symbol of endless greed and self-destruction, all wrapped in a wink of 70s flair.

Cute? Yes. Subversive? Absolutely. Whether you’re marching, brunching, or scrolling past another billionaire space launch, this cap keeps your message visible and your style vintage-cool. Available in four color options and built for all heads, this hat is where protest meets pop-art punch.

**Details:**
– Unisex fit – low profile, adjustable
– Printed pink polka-dot ouroboros design
– 100% pre-washed cotton with distressed detail
– Four color options for sweet rebellion
– Adjustable strap with antique brass buckle
– Symbolic, satirical, and just the right amount of strange

Let them eat dots.

Product features
– 100% cotton twill for a vintage appearance
– Comfortable unstructured fit for everyday wear
– Unique distressed elements for added character
– 6-panel structure with curved visor and stitches
– Self-fabric hideaway strap for a secure fit

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.