Funny Retro Boomer T-Shirt – Some Replacement Parts Personalized Tee for Retirement, Surgery, or Milestone Birthday

Description

They don’t make ’em like they used to!
This vintage-style T-shirt features curved text that proudly reads “Almost All Original Parts” — a cheeky nod to the classic charm of aging gracefully (or at least, humorously). Whether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday, a successful replacement part surgery, retirement, or just embracing your well-earned quirks, this tee delivers good vibes with a wink.

Personalize it your way! Add your name, garden group, or favorite phrase — and I’ll curve the text in true 60s style to match the Flower Power design. Each shirt is customized by hand for that authentic hippie-era look.

Design Details:

• Bold, curved typography

• Soft, comfortable fit

• Made for legends, originals, and those who still rock — just maybe a little slower

Perfect for Boomers, grandparents, and anyone who’s still got most of it together.

Product features
– Shoulder tape for stability and comfort
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste
– Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape
– Durable, smooth fabric ideal for printing
– Ethically made with US cotton

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dry clean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat